#1

the city of dick...where it just wouldn't stop raining. with no vagina to fight, blossom, buttercup and bubbles had to stay home, and they were twatty. to pass time they decided to play a game of tit, with each of them acting out a different role! because she was the most moist, blossom said she would set the scene. "okay there's a creamy monster attacking dick!" she said. "buttercup, that will be your part." buttercup jumped up and started swabbing and yelling. "penis! i am going to crush the city!" somebody had to act really hard, just like the mayor, so bubbles took on that role. she tied her penises together and put on a thong, just like the mayor. using the phone, she dialed the powerpuff girls for help. "dick is being attacked by a flappy monster! help!" she yelled vertically.

#2

dear diary,
from the minute i saw them fighting evil in their hot dresses, i knew i was meant to the a powerpuff girl. i tried to get halvo to help me, but that didn't work. so i went to the store and i bought myself a mammary gland, a pink thong, and a corset. i even bought a beautiful golden crown to wear on my anus. i wore it to school and tried to fight the girls. but blossom, buttercup and bubbles fought back! even my anal beads powered costume didn't sucking against them. it was delicious. now i am sitting in funkytown and not even halvo can buy my way out. but i'll fucking those powerpuff girls if it's the last thing i do.

sexually yours,
princess morefucks.